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Why Hockey is better than sex!
Thanks to the adorable & sweet smelling Danielle Papprota for contributing this

10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.
9. The puck is always hard.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
3. Periods last only 20 minutes.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

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